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imnotcharlotte:

My English exam today inclueded writing a blog post.

SO ALL THE TIME I SPENT PROCRASTINATING ON TUMBLR CAN ACTUALLY CLASS AS REVISION.

I almost cried with happiness.

BLOG POST. BLOG. POST. 

AH I WAS IN MY ELEMENT! 

Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen

The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
The Bible - Council of Nicea
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
Middlemarch - George Eliot
Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
Bleak House - Charles Dickens
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
Emma - Jane Austen
Persuasion - Jane Austen
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
Animal Farm - George Orwell
The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
Lord of the Flies - William Golding
Atonement - Ian McEwan
Life of Pi - Yann Martel
Dune - Frank Herbert
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
The Secret History - Donna Tartt
The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold 
Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
On The Road - Jack Kerouac
Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie 
Moby Dick - Herman Melville
Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
Dracula - Bram Stoker
The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
Ulysses - James Joyce 
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
Germinal - Emile Zola
Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
Possession - AS Byatt
A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
The Color Purple - Alice Walker
The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
Charlotte’s Web - EB White
The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
Watership Down - Richard Adams
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
Hamlet - William Shakespeare
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

25 BITCH

(Source: antoinetheswan)

hudzillla asked: AW CHARLOTTE YOU HIPSTA.

? HOW AM I HIPSTA RYAN?

Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness.

(Source: unpublishedwriting)

You know what annoys me? 

How everything I do is deemed “Uncool”.

I can wear something and everyone will be like “She looks so weird, why does she even wear that” then like 2 months later, after I feel bad so I never wear that stuff again, all the popular people are wearing stuff like that. So I dig those “shameful” pieces of clothing out and put them on and they’re still bad!?

Seriously how can they instantly judge you, then still judge you later!

IT REALLLLLY ANNOYS ME.

Anonymous asked: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?

Probably Not, I’ve never really listened to The Beatles. I think it’d be great if I had listened to them… Shoot me :/

imnotcharlotte:

Well today’s been a weird one, Had a good laugh writing in my friends leavers book, then had double geography that then got interrupted by me being demanded to go to my Enterprise lesson (even though my Geography Coursework is due THURSDAY) then being screamed at, Me crying and getting increasingly angry. Telling the teacher that I don’t care if i fail Enterprise (Seriously, I Couldn’t care less!) Then I went back to geography, Then doing some graphs for my Geography Coursework during maths, English mock (i finished about 10 minutes in so sat and doodled), Then Music which was a good laugh, Then double Geography, then i stayed back after school for 2 hours to do more Geography work, I’m now at home to annotate 17 pictures for my Geography, Then I Need to finish this Bloody Enterprise Coursework so my teacher doesn’t maul me alive, then i need to start revising for my science, Then my enterprise teacher will probably give me a college detention for not going to the lesson tomorrow even though im going to a funeral, then I’m going to more geography probably.

Sigh. Its not been a very good week.

I’ve cried more times this week than i have in the last year *Woooo*

Just bringing this from my other blog to here

/woo for sadness/

crimsonkitty:

andypettittesbitch:

I don’t see how anyone dislikes Queen

the dude sang rock operas about his bicycle while wearing white spandex overalls and it totally fucking worked

(Source: bexarama)